North Korea, Best Korea!
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Shame is for Republicans.
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