peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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