Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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