I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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