I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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