discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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