Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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