I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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