I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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