Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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