I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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