Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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