I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I need water and some morals
Randomize
