Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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