I love black thongs
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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