if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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