Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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