No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
