And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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