im drinking this country out of the recession.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
