Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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