Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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