just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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