I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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