I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's Friday. Sex?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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