But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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