My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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