Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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