she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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