i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
