I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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