The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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