I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
