There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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