ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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