I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
God, I missed his penis.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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