"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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