I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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