Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
