my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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