I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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