Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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