What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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