Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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