dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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