I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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