We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Randomize