I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
porn star boner night. come get it.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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