Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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