The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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