remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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