Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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