Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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