so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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