I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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