i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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