accomplished twins. life is a go
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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