That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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